it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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