Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
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Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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