I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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