youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Randomize
