And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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