I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I have feelings that need drinking.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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