No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
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how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
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At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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