i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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