I hate all girls vehemently.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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