I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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