she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
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Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
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A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
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