so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
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