ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
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He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
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I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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