Me. At least after what I've been through.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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