is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
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the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
we're so committed to being not committed
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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