The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
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Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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