It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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