So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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