Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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