There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
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He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
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So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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