Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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