She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
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If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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