he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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