just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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