Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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