oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
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I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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