but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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