ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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