Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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