Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
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I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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