My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
either way he was missing a nipple.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
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