Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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