Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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