And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
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You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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