She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
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She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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