Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
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i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
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My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I believe in your delicious
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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