Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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