just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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