Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
no you cant smoke seaweed
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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