Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
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I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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