I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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