He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
The beer is more important than you right now.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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