he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
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I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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