I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
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while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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