i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
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He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
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Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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