I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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