I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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