You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
