i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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