I need help removing her.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
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I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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