I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
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i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
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Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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