That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
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