There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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