It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
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At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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