On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
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Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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